Mike Gordon

July 28, 1989


The three ugliest doctor’s in the world boarded a helicopter. As the vehicle excapded into the air, one of the doctors initiated what so many of us would call “bobbing for apples.”   “What does this deem you?” ask Doctor Lavistink, the apple-bobber. The other two were perplexed. Indeed ugly, but in fact perplexed. One snared and returned, “why this deems us, i supposed, an apple.”     “Precisemont,” exclaimed Doctor Levistink. “An apple.” Within seconds the helicopter collided with a building bcause the pilot had begun to bob for apples


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