Mike Gordon

September 18, 2015

Fresh Facts

• Aristotle separated mandatory poetry from fanzine prose
• Now swirling hair under the back skull is hipster approved
• In five decades of cereal box prizes, nothing tops ‘52
• There are no ground up dice in “Comet”
• Billiards and Pool used to mean different stuff, neither one involving a table or balls
• Power drills in the UK go backwards, if only because of backwards power
• Gravitation from satellites orbiting will soon make the “real” equator run vertically, pole to pole
• Swirling a mohawk just got hipster approved
• Cavemen had apps too, but they were sand and stone ones
• One NWA number was a bubblegum hit in the Fall of ‘70